OUTPLACEMENT SESSION
I went to meet my outplacement counselor for the first time. We had exchanged e-mails and I knew that I had met him in the past but could not place the face. When it was time for my appointment Ed ,my counselor, came out to greet me. He looked like he was 10 years old. I was caught off guard because his name sounded like an older man. I envisioned a retired HR person who was doing this job to supplement his social security payments.
He was very nice and I decided I should just go with it and enjoy our session. He provided some insight which was good. We started chatting to kill time. He began telling me about his past work history and all of a sudden we had role reversal. I was mentoring him on his career and how he should progress. OK ... kind of weird.
Once we got the conversation back on track, we started discussing my education section of the resume. The issue was should I put the dates on graduation? So I finally asked him... Do you think I am too old to put my graduation years on the resume?? He kind of scrunched his shoulders and said "yes." (I am 43 by the way)
It hit me hard, I am one of those old overqualified workers that need to mask my age. I have given this advice to other people but I guess it never occurred to me that this rule applies to me too. In another unrelated matter, I received an AARP card with my name on it through the mail yesterday. My husband laughed his ass off and plans to take pictures and put it on the internet.
Getting back to the outplacement session, Ed also suggested that I put together business cards that I can give out during networking or loitering in front of business of interest. It feels weird to me to have marketing business cards. To further reinforce the awkwardness of the matter, he showed me an example where the guy put his picture on it. I had a hard time taking this serious - it kind of wreaked desparate to me. I told my husband about this idea and he did not think it was a bad idea. I have soak on this card concept.
THE MALL
As you know from my last post, I have a second interview and this company confirmed it for Tuesday. I had to quickly go find a suit to replace my fabulous other one. I am still in mourning by the way. Luckily, I found one and was able to get it tailored within a few hours. It made me stay at the mall for a little too long and drink a little too much wine at California Pizza Kitchen while I waited for the alterations to be completed. It would normally be a relaxing experience but there was a little kid who just stared at me for the entire meal. I felt compelled to stick out my tongue but I just let it ride. Everything came together, thank you Nordstroms and a very nice seamstress.
REALIZATION
I am old and AARP is extending me membership into the organization. Realization 2 - I am anxious to get back to work. This preparing for interviews and running frantically through the mall to find the right outfit is too much frivolous stress for me. Thats all for now folks talk to you next week.
Friday, January 29, 2010
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Day 24 - WHERE IS MY SUIT?
Today was my "meeting" to discuss talent acquisition and I wanted to make sure everything was perfect. I organized a packet of information of my accomplishments for the interviewers, I reviewed the company information and tried to think of any type of scenario that could play out.
I took a shower and then went to work on my hair which is a multi step process including product, towel drying, blowing and flat ironing (OK TMI). I applied my make-up and minimal jewelery. I had about 10 minutes left before I had to leave. I go into my closet to get my interview power suit. It is like my superman's cape. In this outfit I am indestructible and gain magical and infectious enthusiasm. I look in my newly organized closet of clothes and can't find it anywhere. I take deep breadths and tell myself to relax. Soon I am flinging through hangers and running through the house. I am looking in other closets, the office, the car, the dirty clothes anywhere I can think.. it is no where to be found. Now I have 5 minutes to leave the house to give myself adequate travel time and had to go to Plan B. Keep in mind, I didn't actually have a Plan B outfit. I grab a pair of dress pants and a nice sweater blazer. It was OK, but nothing like my coat of armor.
Fast forward to the interview. As I mentioned before, I worked for this company earlier in my career and began to get that nagging question in my head... I wonder what my reputation was like when I left??? You always hope people sing your praises but you never know when you leave. All of sudden you can become the dirt bag or scape goat for bad HR work that leaves current employees unscathed.
Luckily I had a warm reception but as the conversation progressed it was clear that the role they had was not at the level that I had hoped. The end of the meeting, turned to the doomed, maybe I can consult for you and help you out until you find that person? discussion.
Walking away I felt the high and then the low. I wish this would have been the right fit. I wallowed a little and called a few friends about the potential for contract work and then got back to the emergency at hand... Where is my suit?
Then a scary thought occurred... I just went through a major purging of clothes and delivered about 6 bags of clothes to the Salvation Army. Did I give my suit away? I broke this problem down into an action plan: 1. Call cleaner asking if they have a suit hanging out with no owner and 2. If necessary, run over to Salvation Army and try to buy my suit back. Well needless to say, action step 1 was a flop and I had to do the Salvation Army rummage. There were about 1000 black pants and 500 black jackets stocked together. I had to look through everyone and see if there was a match - unsuccessful on that front.
I am going to sleep on it and maybe the suit will magically appear tomorrow. This phenomenon has actually occurred in my life.
On another miraculous note, the company I interviewed with called and wants me to come back and explore with them... yeah...
Realization - Network connections and last minute interviews tend to be some of the strongest links to finding positions. Realization 2 - Have more than one power suit to go to for situations like this one. Also, do not underestimate the power of the last minute fall back outfit --- got me another interview.
I took a shower and then went to work on my hair which is a multi step process including product, towel drying, blowing and flat ironing (OK TMI). I applied my make-up and minimal jewelery. I had about 10 minutes left before I had to leave. I go into my closet to get my interview power suit. It is like my superman's cape. In this outfit I am indestructible and gain magical and infectious enthusiasm. I look in my newly organized closet of clothes and can't find it anywhere. I take deep breadths and tell myself to relax. Soon I am flinging through hangers and running through the house. I am looking in other closets, the office, the car, the dirty clothes anywhere I can think.. it is no where to be found. Now I have 5 minutes to leave the house to give myself adequate travel time and had to go to Plan B. Keep in mind, I didn't actually have a Plan B outfit. I grab a pair of dress pants and a nice sweater blazer. It was OK, but nothing like my coat of armor.
Fast forward to the interview. As I mentioned before, I worked for this company earlier in my career and began to get that nagging question in my head... I wonder what my reputation was like when I left??? You always hope people sing your praises but you never know when you leave. All of sudden you can become the dirt bag or scape goat for bad HR work that leaves current employees unscathed.
Luckily I had a warm reception but as the conversation progressed it was clear that the role they had was not at the level that I had hoped. The end of the meeting, turned to the doomed, maybe I can consult for you and help you out until you find that person? discussion.
Walking away I felt the high and then the low. I wish this would have been the right fit. I wallowed a little and called a few friends about the potential for contract work and then got back to the emergency at hand... Where is my suit?
Then a scary thought occurred... I just went through a major purging of clothes and delivered about 6 bags of clothes to the Salvation Army. Did I give my suit away? I broke this problem down into an action plan: 1. Call cleaner asking if they have a suit hanging out with no owner and 2. If necessary, run over to Salvation Army and try to buy my suit back. Well needless to say, action step 1 was a flop and I had to do the Salvation Army rummage. There were about 1000 black pants and 500 black jackets stocked together. I had to look through everyone and see if there was a match - unsuccessful on that front.
I am going to sleep on it and maybe the suit will magically appear tomorrow. This phenomenon has actually occurred in my life.
On another miraculous note, the company I interviewed with called and wants me to come back and explore with them... yeah...
Realization - Network connections and last minute interviews tend to be some of the strongest links to finding positions. Realization 2 - Have more than one power suit to go to for situations like this one. Also, do not underestimate the power of the last minute fall back outfit --- got me another interview.
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Day 23 - My First Real Interview/Meeting
It started out slow today, I could not get out of bed. I was so tired... I think I am part Grizzly Bear and believe the winter should be hibernation period. I finally got it together and received my first official interview. I thought, oh this is great!! I have my project plan and some of my SOARS (interview answers) completed, I will just take the rest of the week to get things together. The only problem is this meeting is tomorrow morning with a colleague I used to work with awhile ago. I actually don't know him well at all and it has been about 10 years. All I know is that this company is interested in Talent Acquisition. Needless to say, I don't have good intelligence on this one. I am actually also scared to reach out for help with other friends from this company as it may be confidential. I am trying to figure out any scenario and hope I am prepared. I feel like I am going in to either the perfect situation or a blind execution. Lets hope for the former and not the latter.
MOTIVATION TODAY
I don't know what my deal was but I went into super procrastination mode, which is unlike me. I did everything but give myself enough time to focus on the interview. I will say I had a very productive day at Target, enjoyed lunch with my husband, played with my dog and bought a pair of jeans two sizes smaller than usual. Now I am sitting at 2:30 p.m. and starting to do the work that I should have done this morning. Oh well... when I was in college I always liked a good cram. It will be me and my drug of choice (chocolate and diet coke) working to the late hours.
MARVIN - UNEMPLOYMENT
I can't seem to get this process right. I did remember that today is my scheduled time but like the idiot I am, I called the wrong automated number. The questions were odd and seemed not applicable to an already established claim. I bailed in the middle of it, thinking the transaction did not go through the system. I then called the right MARVIN number and "all circuits were busy" of course, the whole state of Michigan is unemployment. I turned to the on line feature. Established my temporary password and was sailing through the questions. Then I had to claim some severance pay and I think that honked up my whole claim or was it the aborted other call to the wrong number - it is a mystery. Anyways, I received a message that my certification was not accepted and to please call another similar number. As you would imagine, it is after business hours so I have to wait till tomorrow. I think I was not meant for this process. PLEASE HIRE ME SOMEONE... I am much more effective in my job than figuring out the basic and mundane system of unemployment.
REALIZATION
I am not quite coordinated on this unemployment project plan. I need to keep a consistent schedule and get my work done so I am not caught in my current situation of feeling completely unprepared. Realization 2 - I am in smaller jeans - yeah....
MOTIVATION TODAY
I don't know what my deal was but I went into super procrastination mode, which is unlike me. I did everything but give myself enough time to focus on the interview. I will say I had a very productive day at Target, enjoyed lunch with my husband, played with my dog and bought a pair of jeans two sizes smaller than usual. Now I am sitting at 2:30 p.m. and starting to do the work that I should have done this morning. Oh well... when I was in college I always liked a good cram. It will be me and my drug of choice (chocolate and diet coke) working to the late hours.
MARVIN - UNEMPLOYMENT
I can't seem to get this process right. I did remember that today is my scheduled time but like the idiot I am, I called the wrong automated number. The questions were odd and seemed not applicable to an already established claim. I bailed in the middle of it, thinking the transaction did not go through the system. I then called the right MARVIN number and "all circuits were busy" of course, the whole state of Michigan is unemployment. I turned to the on line feature. Established my temporary password and was sailing through the questions. Then I had to claim some severance pay and I think that honked up my whole claim or was it the aborted other call to the wrong number - it is a mystery. Anyways, I received a message that my certification was not accepted and to please call another similar number. As you would imagine, it is after business hours so I have to wait till tomorrow. I think I was not meant for this process. PLEASE HIRE ME SOMEONE... I am much more effective in my job than figuring out the basic and mundane system of unemployment.
REALIZATION
I am not quite coordinated on this unemployment project plan. I need to keep a consistent schedule and get my work done so I am not caught in my current situation of feeling completely unprepared. Realization 2 - I am in smaller jeans - yeah....
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Day 22 - WHEN IT RAINS IT POURS
Today I set out to follow my project plan to find a job. I was really on a roll having completed my professional objective and exit statement. The next task was for me was to create example stories of my accomplishments that could be used in interviews. There is a formula called SOAR which stands for Situation Obstacle Action and Result. I knew this exercise would take several days to complete. I had a lot of scenarios to prepare for as I am applying for various positions with different configurations of important skills sets. And you know me ... a jack of all trades (I won't finish the statement)
I am not sure what was going on but the phone was ringing off the hook. Everyone wanted me today. I felt like Taylor Swift in 2009. Positions were pouring out of the woodwork … even ones that I thought were dead and gone. The only major problem, is that all these businesses seem to be looking for the labor relations roles. This is a discipline that I have not done in years. Of course, I told the recruiters that I am absolutely the most qualified for these positions. I guess I have some reading to freshen up my skills. It is interesting how trends go, for years there was virtually no interest in unions and now it is having a revival. Time for me to do some tap dancing and juggling.
KNOWING YOUR BUSINESS
I also applied for several jobs today and continue to wonder if I actually was successful in my submissions. Employers are using the strangest websites. It is hard to know if these sites are legitimate. I am half wondering if I inadvertently forgot to un-check a small box on these obscure websites that some strange package is going to show up in the mail. The box probably reads: Yes, please send me a years worth of exotic fruit C.O.D. I am amazed with the shtick and gimmicks out there to pray on the helpless unemployed.
Moving on, there was an interesting role that I applied for even though I had never heard of the company. It had a weird name like the generic roadrunner business "ACME Supplies." I figured the job search is a numbers game (what I learned through my outplacement)so what the heck. I went on this organization's website and am completely at a loss to what they do or make. They used a lot of acronyms like HID software and screens. I hope people who are interested in HID know this company is out there and ready to take their order.
REALIZATION
Planning a scheduled day of tasks inevitably gets screwed up with actual interest from employers. Realization #2 – I better become a labor relations expert in the next week or I will be in an embarrassing position where I will have to perform like a circus monkey... yikes
I am not sure what was going on but the phone was ringing off the hook. Everyone wanted me today. I felt like Taylor Swift in 2009. Positions were pouring out of the woodwork … even ones that I thought were dead and gone. The only major problem, is that all these businesses seem to be looking for the labor relations roles. This is a discipline that I have not done in years. Of course, I told the recruiters that I am absolutely the most qualified for these positions. I guess I have some reading to freshen up my skills. It is interesting how trends go, for years there was virtually no interest in unions and now it is having a revival. Time for me to do some tap dancing and juggling.
KNOWING YOUR BUSINESS
I also applied for several jobs today and continue to wonder if I actually was successful in my submissions. Employers are using the strangest websites. It is hard to know if these sites are legitimate. I am half wondering if I inadvertently forgot to un-check a small box on these obscure websites that some strange package is going to show up in the mail. The box probably reads: Yes, please send me a years worth of exotic fruit C.O.D. I am amazed with the shtick and gimmicks out there to pray on the helpless unemployed.
Moving on, there was an interesting role that I applied for even though I had never heard of the company. It had a weird name like the generic roadrunner business "ACME Supplies." I figured the job search is a numbers game (what I learned through my outplacement)so what the heck. I went on this organization's website and am completely at a loss to what they do or make. They used a lot of acronyms like HID software and screens. I hope people who are interested in HID know this company is out there and ready to take their order.
REALIZATION
Planning a scheduled day of tasks inevitably gets screwed up with actual interest from employers. Realization #2 – I better become a labor relations expert in the next week or I will be in an embarrassing position where I will have to perform like a circus monkey... yikes
Monday, January 25, 2010
Day 21 - What Do I Do?
SEARCH PROJECT
I started going through my outplacement tutorial beginning with constructing a Search Project. The first step is for me to Survey My Professional Environment. I flip through the chapter and it makes sense ... now time for the questions. First thought - "What current major trends are affecting my industry and field? What might the future trends be?" I sit here knowing I have lots opinions, at least I did when I was employed. All of a sudden, I am blank. I have no idea... ahh... take a deep breadth.. I panic - have I lost my mojo already? I start my deep breathing techniques, I deliver my mantra " you are smart you know this." Then I do what every woman would - go get a snack and a diet coke.
I come back to the task and now my ideas are flowing. I see the need for flexible HR professionals that have a wide skill set - jack of all trades. I see that manufacturing is down and those companies hiring are service organizations. I see the future trends will be to change the rules of a modern workforce that is more agile fueled with contingent workers, project based employees - woo hoo - it is coming to me. At the end of the exercise, I am able to identify that I am indeed marketable but need to bone up on a few things. I will be signing up for some on line courses.
Next exercise, "Determining My Professional Objective - what do I want to be when I grow up." I decide I want to work, enjoy my personal life, exercise, shop, vacation, go to lunch, volunteer... I basically want to be unemployed and get paid for it.. Hmmm is this realistic? Nah. I adjust my desires now I have a reasonable Professional Objective.
Part of a search project is to come up with a strategic communication plan. To open this process, I must develop an elevator speech about who I am and what I bring to the table. The first thing that comes to my mind is "HI - let's put all this small talk and sh_t aside, I am looking for a job with a competitive salary and you are looking for someone who won't screw things up. Let's work together."
Of course, the previous elevator speech is not going to work so I change words of a canned speech provided to us to reflect my uniqueness - NOT! I just revise the prefabbed paragraph and it works perfectly.
NETWORKING
As I mentioned previously, finding a position is a numbers game. Basically you need to talk to so many people each day just to up your chances that something will stick. Today, I spoke with 3 people in the HR field. I am not sure who sounded more miserable me or them... Working folks seemed overwhelmed. Even the ads in the paper sound burnt out. I read the requirements and companies are asking for everything and the kitchen sink. The companies want 70% travel (who wants that), no relocation and an uninspiring salary. The trend definitely is looking as if companies have us unemployed by the you know what..
Realization - When you go through an emotional block, chocolate and salty treats do help get the ideas flowing. Realization 2 - Now that I am going through these exercises, I realize that I need to be better prepared for networking and interviewing. I have a lot of holes in my information and the way I sell myself. Just goes to show you ... plumbers have the worst pipes. I am glad I put my pride aside and am following the outplacement advice. Good use of time so far.
I started going through my outplacement tutorial beginning with constructing a Search Project. The first step is for me to Survey My Professional Environment. I flip through the chapter and it makes sense ... now time for the questions. First thought - "What current major trends are affecting my industry and field? What might the future trends be?" I sit here knowing I have lots opinions, at least I did when I was employed. All of a sudden, I am blank. I have no idea... ahh... take a deep breadth.. I panic - have I lost my mojo already? I start my deep breathing techniques, I deliver my mantra " you are smart you know this." Then I do what every woman would - go get a snack and a diet coke.
I come back to the task and now my ideas are flowing. I see the need for flexible HR professionals that have a wide skill set - jack of all trades. I see that manufacturing is down and those companies hiring are service organizations. I see the future trends will be to change the rules of a modern workforce that is more agile fueled with contingent workers, project based employees - woo hoo - it is coming to me. At the end of the exercise, I am able to identify that I am indeed marketable but need to bone up on a few things. I will be signing up for some on line courses.
Next exercise, "Determining My Professional Objective - what do I want to be when I grow up." I decide I want to work, enjoy my personal life, exercise, shop, vacation, go to lunch, volunteer... I basically want to be unemployed and get paid for it.. Hmmm is this realistic? Nah. I adjust my desires now I have a reasonable Professional Objective.
Part of a search project is to come up with a strategic communication plan. To open this process, I must develop an elevator speech about who I am and what I bring to the table. The first thing that comes to my mind is "HI - let's put all this small talk and sh_t aside, I am looking for a job with a competitive salary and you are looking for someone who won't screw things up. Let's work together."
Of course, the previous elevator speech is not going to work so I change words of a canned speech provided to us to reflect my uniqueness - NOT! I just revise the prefabbed paragraph and it works perfectly.
NETWORKING
As I mentioned previously, finding a position is a numbers game. Basically you need to talk to so many people each day just to up your chances that something will stick. Today, I spoke with 3 people in the HR field. I am not sure who sounded more miserable me or them... Working folks seemed overwhelmed. Even the ads in the paper sound burnt out. I read the requirements and companies are asking for everything and the kitchen sink. The companies want 70% travel (who wants that), no relocation and an uninspiring salary. The trend definitely is looking as if companies have us unemployed by the you know what..
Realization - When you go through an emotional block, chocolate and salty treats do help get the ideas flowing. Realization 2 - Now that I am going through these exercises, I realize that I need to be better prepared for networking and interviewing. I have a lot of holes in my information and the way I sell myself. Just goes to show you ... plumbers have the worst pipes. I am glad I put my pride aside and am following the outplacement advice. Good use of time so far.
Friday, January 22, 2010
Day 20 - THE SURVEY SAYS...
Our parents spent a great deal of time reinforcing how special we are to the world. As parents we do the same and believe that our children are unique and can rise to a level of greatness. So when I begin reading my outplacement book and it describes my thoughts, mood and behaviors almost like a recipe, I begin to feel like a vanilla cake.
The chapter lays out that I am probably depressed; experiencing avoidance behavior; shifting my relationships; have lower self esteem and confidence; and lack a time structure. It is embarrassing to admit "yes" to all those statements. It is funny, I always thought I was a deep thinker, more soulful than others and yet this book has generically described all my emotions.
But the funniest part of all is the next assignment, to prepare a self marketing plan. OK... so I am just another number in the unemployment pool and my thoughts are completely generic...now let's get creative and market yourself. My mind goes blank, I don't know what to think. Maybe if I flip to the next page there is a preformatted plan for me and I can fill in the blank.. ha ha ha...
ITS A NUMBERS GAME
It is clear that to find a job you need to go into sales mode. Benchmark studies show that for someone to find a position there are key performance metrics including: The dreaded "how many hiring managers did you talk to?"
The outplacement firm suggests two meaningful conversations with hiring managers and 30 search related conversations a week. If that was not enough, we then need to track our successful follow-up calls a few weeks later. Basically the outplacement firm wants us to be stalkers...
When I was a hiring manager there was nothing more annoying than picking the phone up by accident and getting stuck in these calls. And you know, I for sure was not going to be available for a follow-up call. This goes against everything your parents and older brothers taught you about pursuing people. The dating rules definitely do not apply here. The thought that I may be considered mentally ill or psycho chasing down conversations to meet my project numbers really freaks me out. But you know what, I am going to do it and throw my pride aside. Hopefully, I won't get that label - you know the one like she doesn't have all her marbles ...
SENIOR CITIZENS AND ME
My mother in law and I went to see the Single Man today with all the other 65+ year old yentas. I was the only one without a senior discount. There is a whole drill with that... The women and men all order their tickets at the booth leading with "Senior Discount for... (the movie)." The concession stand lines don't get easier with the questions on discounts, products etc.. When was the last time you needed to discuss your Twizzler purchase with the concession clerk?
I guess - good for old people that they have reached an age that they do not care... what a great mental state. I felt like I did not have to explain why I was at a movie at 1:15 p.m. on a Friday. I really fit in except the discount thing. Maybe I can wear my "happy hat" (previous blog) and pass for the discount. I may try it!!
I used to love artsy movies. I would go to the theater alone and get wrapped up in the sub titles, cinematography and just the general avant garde nature. Now, these films annoy me.
This movie had great buzz as Tom Ford directed it and Colin Firth (I love him) was in it. You know what.. as it finished, I was empty. These movies always end sad and I found myself grasping for meaningful moments to derive enjoyment. I commented on the attention to detail, the fleeting moments of connection for the lead character and the clever use of black and white and color imagery.. FORGET IT.. what a crock of crap! the only thing that was great was Colin Firth's butt and the other gorgeous guys weaved into the story. I hope The Tooth Fairy with the Rock doesn't disappoint tomorrow with my daughter.
Realization - You really need to be an actor/actress through this looking for a job process. All usual and customary social norms like giving hiring managers space to reciprocate falls out the door. A job search is about being aggressive and hoping you do not turn too many people off in the process. Realization #2 - I think it is best for me to stick with shallow comedies while I am going through this work transition phase. I want happy endings!! Have a great weekend everyone ... talk to you next week.
The chapter lays out that I am probably depressed; experiencing avoidance behavior; shifting my relationships; have lower self esteem and confidence; and lack a time structure. It is embarrassing to admit "yes" to all those statements. It is funny, I always thought I was a deep thinker, more soulful than others and yet this book has generically described all my emotions.
But the funniest part of all is the next assignment, to prepare a self marketing plan. OK... so I am just another number in the unemployment pool and my thoughts are completely generic...now let's get creative and market yourself. My mind goes blank, I don't know what to think. Maybe if I flip to the next page there is a preformatted plan for me and I can fill in the blank.. ha ha ha...
ITS A NUMBERS GAME
It is clear that to find a job you need to go into sales mode. Benchmark studies show that for someone to find a position there are key performance metrics including: The dreaded "how many hiring managers did you talk to?"
The outplacement firm suggests two meaningful conversations with hiring managers and 30 search related conversations a week. If that was not enough, we then need to track our successful follow-up calls a few weeks later. Basically the outplacement firm wants us to be stalkers...
When I was a hiring manager there was nothing more annoying than picking the phone up by accident and getting stuck in these calls. And you know, I for sure was not going to be available for a follow-up call. This goes against everything your parents and older brothers taught you about pursuing people. The dating rules definitely do not apply here. The thought that I may be considered mentally ill or psycho chasing down conversations to meet my project numbers really freaks me out. But you know what, I am going to do it and throw my pride aside. Hopefully, I won't get that label - you know the one like she doesn't have all her marbles ...
SENIOR CITIZENS AND ME
My mother in law and I went to see the Single Man today with all the other 65+ year old yentas. I was the only one without a senior discount. There is a whole drill with that... The women and men all order their tickets at the booth leading with "Senior Discount for... (the movie)." The concession stand lines don't get easier with the questions on discounts, products etc.. When was the last time you needed to discuss your Twizzler purchase with the concession clerk?
I guess - good for old people that they have reached an age that they do not care... what a great mental state. I felt like I did not have to explain why I was at a movie at 1:15 p.m. on a Friday. I really fit in except the discount thing. Maybe I can wear my "happy hat" (previous blog) and pass for the discount. I may try it!!
I used to love artsy movies. I would go to the theater alone and get wrapped up in the sub titles, cinematography and just the general avant garde nature. Now, these films annoy me.
This movie had great buzz as Tom Ford directed it and Colin Firth (I love him) was in it. You know what.. as it finished, I was empty. These movies always end sad and I found myself grasping for meaningful moments to derive enjoyment. I commented on the attention to detail, the fleeting moments of connection for the lead character and the clever use of black and white and color imagery.. FORGET IT.. what a crock of crap! the only thing that was great was Colin Firth's butt and the other gorgeous guys weaved into the story. I hope The Tooth Fairy with the Rock doesn't disappoint tomorrow with my daughter.
Realization - You really need to be an actor/actress through this looking for a job process. All usual and customary social norms like giving hiring managers space to reciprocate falls out the door. A job search is about being aggressive and hoping you do not turn too many people off in the process. Realization #2 - I think it is best for me to stick with shallow comedies while I am going through this work transition phase. I want happy endings!! Have a great weekend everyone ... talk to you next week.
Thursday, January 21, 2010
Day 18 & 19 - Learning a trick or two
SITTING IN A GREY CLASSROOM
I went to outplacement services yesterday with a bit of skepticism and therefore arrived a few minutes late (I like to make dramatic entrances). I looked around the table and all I could think about was the Christmas Cartoon (Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer)and the Land of Broken Toys. As I sized up the landscape of my unemployed peers it was kind of depressing. It was like a stepped into a time warp full of colorfully/busy designed sweaters and outdated eye glass frames that were as big as my head. It made me wonder what the trainer leading the session thought as he sees a bunch of us day after day. It certainly did not seem like the brain trust coming together.
Moving on ... the content of the seminar was really good. As I sat into orientation, the trainer took us through exercises pinpointing our skills, talents and desires. The key theme was that we as the job seeker really needed to be laser focused on the type of positions we wanted to close . This was a really good point and the exercise turned out to be very meaningful. Most of the time was spent on us putting together our resume and developing elevator speeches. The session was a good use of time.
BUZZ KILL
The vibe of the class was really flowing and generally people were breaking out of their shells with good conversation. Then, it happened ... the director of the outplacement firm came into introduce himself and wanted to take about 5 minutes of our time to explain the services, roles and responsibilities. He was very effective at sucking the fragile energy out of the room. It was the longest 5 minutes (which was really 15 minutes) where he lectured us on the outplacement services offered and what to expect. He talked about our consultants being responsive but not always available as they helped many clients. And then he went into the dreaded customer satisfaction survey. He explained that his boss would question any score given about their services that was under a "10." I felt like I was in a car dealership when your overly aggressive salesperson pleads with you to fill out a perfect score or they will not get commission.
He asked us if we had any questions and someone asked if he had any stats on the success of this process. He could not answer the question due to many circumstances yada yada... He ended this inspirational speech with saying that about 60% of his clients typically have to move because Michigan's job market sucks. In addition, many out of state employers would not even touch Michigan unemployed because we couldn't get out our house to move.
This outplacement firm really has a strange way of identifying leadership in their organization. I felt sorry for all the outplacement consultants that reported to this firecracker. I quickly checked to see that this guy was my assigned advisor through the process...phew he wasn't. Unfortunately, some my friends were not as lucky and have this gem.
REALIZATION - It is good to use outplacement services if they are offered to you. Great tips and helps to organize your search process. Realization 2 -I may have a good job lead at this outplacement firm. If they hire me it would be a good upgrade of talent from this dud. I would of course provide him free outplacement services with the same enthusiasm.
I went to outplacement services yesterday with a bit of skepticism and therefore arrived a few minutes late (I like to make dramatic entrances). I looked around the table and all I could think about was the Christmas Cartoon (Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer)and the Land of Broken Toys. As I sized up the landscape of my unemployed peers it was kind of depressing. It was like a stepped into a time warp full of colorfully/busy designed sweaters and outdated eye glass frames that were as big as my head. It made me wonder what the trainer leading the session thought as he sees a bunch of us day after day. It certainly did not seem like the brain trust coming together.
Moving on ... the content of the seminar was really good. As I sat into orientation, the trainer took us through exercises pinpointing our skills, talents and desires. The key theme was that we as the job seeker really needed to be laser focused on the type of positions we wanted to close . This was a really good point and the exercise turned out to be very meaningful. Most of the time was spent on us putting together our resume and developing elevator speeches. The session was a good use of time.
BUZZ KILL
The vibe of the class was really flowing and generally people were breaking out of their shells with good conversation. Then, it happened ... the director of the outplacement firm came into introduce himself and wanted to take about 5 minutes of our time to explain the services, roles and responsibilities. He was very effective at sucking the fragile energy out of the room. It was the longest 5 minutes (which was really 15 minutes) where he lectured us on the outplacement services offered and what to expect. He talked about our consultants being responsive but not always available as they helped many clients. And then he went into the dreaded customer satisfaction survey. He explained that his boss would question any score given about their services that was under a "10." I felt like I was in a car dealership when your overly aggressive salesperson pleads with you to fill out a perfect score or they will not get commission.
He asked us if we had any questions and someone asked if he had any stats on the success of this process. He could not answer the question due to many circumstances yada yada... He ended this inspirational speech with saying that about 60% of his clients typically have to move because Michigan's job market sucks. In addition, many out of state employers would not even touch Michigan unemployed because we couldn't get out our house to move.
This outplacement firm really has a strange way of identifying leadership in their organization. I felt sorry for all the outplacement consultants that reported to this firecracker. I quickly checked to see that this guy was my assigned advisor through the process...phew he wasn't. Unfortunately, some my friends were not as lucky and have this gem.
REALIZATION - It is good to use outplacement services if they are offered to you. Great tips and helps to organize your search process. Realization 2 -I may have a good job lead at this outplacement firm. If they hire me it would be a good upgrade of talent from this dud. I would of course provide him free outplacement services with the same enthusiasm.
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Day 17 - The Slug
Day 2 of the re initiated job search and I am already goofing off. Let's just say that I found a million things to do prior to actually looking for work. Finally got to the search at 4:30 p.m. I feel like such a slug... Although, I have put in about 1 hour and 12 minutes today, it was quite productive. I was contacted about 3 interesting opportunities with one in Michigan at the right price range and a start up - yeah.. The others in Texas and Utah for aerospace companies that have high hopes of doubling their companies within the next few years. It is nice to see some optimistic business outlooks which is very uplifting.
COMING CLEAN
I have to admit that I have not been entirely forth right about losing my job. All of a sudden I am heavily involved with school activities and generally around. Parents and friends are giving me looks like "whats going on - why are you here?" I have kind of let them hang out there without answering the unasked question. It is so awkward. It is a total downer when you open with "Hey I am unemployed" yet the silence on the matter is like a white elephant in the room. I guess people will figure it out sooner than later. I have found that I have been laying low and generally not socializing with anyone. It has been a weird time for me as I dance between two worlds of business and personal.
I know my daughter loves having me home and has decided that I should be the stay at home parent and that my husband goes to work. He is not very happy with the ease of being replaced in her mind. I do find some pleasure in cleaning the house, laundry, errands and other house parent duties. Although, one thing I can't stand is homework. Is it bad when you find second grade work challenging and you are secretly running out to the Internet to answer questions like "what is a topic sentence or a rhombus?"
Realization - I have a great respect for those folks who can stay discipline in a job search - it really is a drag. Realization #2 - I am glad I am not a second grade teacher - yikes....
COMING CLEAN
I have to admit that I have not been entirely forth right about losing my job. All of a sudden I am heavily involved with school activities and generally around. Parents and friends are giving me looks like "whats going on - why are you here?" I have kind of let them hang out there without answering the unasked question. It is so awkward. It is a total downer when you open with "Hey I am unemployed" yet the silence on the matter is like a white elephant in the room. I guess people will figure it out sooner than later. I have found that I have been laying low and generally not socializing with anyone. It has been a weird time for me as I dance between two worlds of business and personal.
I know my daughter loves having me home and has decided that I should be the stay at home parent and that my husband goes to work. He is not very happy with the ease of being replaced in her mind. I do find some pleasure in cleaning the house, laundry, errands and other house parent duties. Although, one thing I can't stand is homework. Is it bad when you find second grade work challenging and you are secretly running out to the Internet to answer questions like "what is a topic sentence or a rhombus?"
Realization - I have a great respect for those folks who can stay discipline in a job search - it really is a drag. Realization #2 - I am glad I am not a second grade teacher - yikes....
Monday, January 18, 2010
Day 16 - THE MIRACLE WORKER
THE SECRET
I have officially restarted my job search and I have to say that it is not fun. I tried to pin point why I dreaded this activity so much. I am a girl that likes challenges. I realized that you can put an action plan together to do but who knows if it will actually make anything happen in the end of the day. I feel like I am the miracle worker. If I put the right ingredients together it may amount to a job. I am an efficiency girl, I don't like to do unnecessary work that does not turn into a reward. This should be fun!!!
I have decided to spend a few hours a day praying to the higher power, meditating and putting good vibes in the world as it will be just as effective as networking and applying to positions that I will never hear a response to...
FIRST SCAM - DAY 1
As I was surfing the various websites that I turned to in my search, I stumbled across a position that was local and looked interesting. I went to apply through a weird website that asked a lot of questions but gave me no reciprocal information. It felt wrong but what did I know. Actually I should know as recruiting was my field.
After I completed all my information and relinquished my dowry to the site, it said I submitted my information. There was a link that asked me if I wanted to be contacted by a Job Agent. Since, most applicant tracking systems have an automated search agent that notifies you when there is a similar job, I agreed. That was a big mistake. Next thing I know Stephanie from Ihire is calling me. She is the JOB AGENT. Ihire is a service that I would pay to find me job leads. Great day 1 - I am already dealing with this... I told her that I was not interested but I see that she has sent me an e-mail trying to engage me in a monthly service fee.
BABYFACE - MY DOG
Yesterday, I decided to stay in bed all day and watch movies. I rented Marley and Me. It was such a cute movie and it really makes you appreciate your dog. I can't stop grabbing my dog and hugging and kissing him. He has been a good sport about it but I know he is going to reach the end of his tolerance level. I have been thinking of ways for Babyface to hang out with me more. I try to keep him up in the office with me when I am on the mad search, but the only way to keep him focused and engaged is with constant "cookies" otherwise known as food. I guess I am on my own. Babyface has no interest in participating in my bi polar mood swings through this job search process.
REALIZATION There is no science to a job search - you have to keep on searching websites, networking and attending your religious house of worship - it is truly about the sun, moon and stars aligning. Realization #2 - your dog is your dog. He will only be there if you have a reward -- rely on yourself.
I have officially restarted my job search and I have to say that it is not fun. I tried to pin point why I dreaded this activity so much. I am a girl that likes challenges. I realized that you can put an action plan together to do but who knows if it will actually make anything happen in the end of the day. I feel like I am the miracle worker. If I put the right ingredients together it may amount to a job. I am an efficiency girl, I don't like to do unnecessary work that does not turn into a reward. This should be fun!!!
I have decided to spend a few hours a day praying to the higher power, meditating and putting good vibes in the world as it will be just as effective as networking and applying to positions that I will never hear a response to...
FIRST SCAM - DAY 1
As I was surfing the various websites that I turned to in my search, I stumbled across a position that was local and looked interesting. I went to apply through a weird website that asked a lot of questions but gave me no reciprocal information. It felt wrong but what did I know. Actually I should know as recruiting was my field.
After I completed all my information and relinquished my dowry to the site, it said I submitted my information. There was a link that asked me if I wanted to be contacted by a Job Agent. Since, most applicant tracking systems have an automated search agent that notifies you when there is a similar job, I agreed. That was a big mistake. Next thing I know Stephanie from Ihire is calling me. She is the JOB AGENT. Ihire is a service that I would pay to find me job leads. Great day 1 - I am already dealing with this... I told her that I was not interested but I see that she has sent me an e-mail trying to engage me in a monthly service fee.
BABYFACE - MY DOG
Yesterday, I decided to stay in bed all day and watch movies. I rented Marley and Me. It was such a cute movie and it really makes you appreciate your dog. I can't stop grabbing my dog and hugging and kissing him. He has been a good sport about it but I know he is going to reach the end of his tolerance level. I have been thinking of ways for Babyface to hang out with me more. I try to keep him up in the office with me when I am on the mad search, but the only way to keep him focused and engaged is with constant "cookies" otherwise known as food. I guess I am on my own. Babyface has no interest in participating in my bi polar mood swings through this job search process.
REALIZATION There is no science to a job search - you have to keep on searching websites, networking and attending your religious house of worship - it is truly about the sun, moon and stars aligning. Realization #2 - your dog is your dog. He will only be there if you have a reward -- rely on yourself.
Friday, January 15, 2010
Day 15 - LAST DAY OF VACATION
THE CLUB
This was my last day of "I am not really looking for work" week. I really enjoyed taking the time off and regrouping. So I went to the health club today and decided to revisit the step aerobics class that has been brought back from the 1990's. Now it is called "Classic Step" and guess what ... I felt like I was in a time warp. Not only did the instructor, who taught it the first time around, lead the class but she did not bother to update the music. I found myself doing steps like "around the world" and "the weave" to songs such as Salt N Peppa (I think that is how she spelled it) Pump it Real Good and Eye of The Tiger (from Rocky). What a nightmare, I barely liked those songs the first time they came out.
I then decided to shower and go into the dry sauna and chill out. I was enjoying the quiet, until a woman joined me. As I was laying down and trying to relax, I heard the slathering of unending lotion squishing across her skin. I figured this would last a minute or two ... but I swear it went on and on and on... so much for relaxing. I left the sauna and she was still applying it... I hope she has soft skin.
GETTING READY FOR REALITY
I have reached the time where I have to officially start the job search. I have played around, cleaned up and been in denial for a few weeks now. I have picked up my suit from the cleaners, signed up for outplacement, unemployment, COBRA and updated my resume... it's time. Stay tuned to next week as I actually talk about the job search. Wish me luck and hope this blog does not last too long. Have a great weekend.
REALIZATION - It is time to get focused and find a great next opportunity.
This was my last day of "I am not really looking for work" week. I really enjoyed taking the time off and regrouping. So I went to the health club today and decided to revisit the step aerobics class that has been brought back from the 1990's. Now it is called "Classic Step" and guess what ... I felt like I was in a time warp. Not only did the instructor, who taught it the first time around, lead the class but she did not bother to update the music. I found myself doing steps like "around the world" and "the weave" to songs such as Salt N Peppa (I think that is how she spelled it) Pump it Real Good and Eye of The Tiger (from Rocky). What a nightmare, I barely liked those songs the first time they came out.
I then decided to shower and go into the dry sauna and chill out. I was enjoying the quiet, until a woman joined me. As I was laying down and trying to relax, I heard the slathering of unending lotion squishing across her skin. I figured this would last a minute or two ... but I swear it went on and on and on... so much for relaxing. I left the sauna and she was still applying it... I hope she has soft skin.
GETTING READY FOR REALITY
I have reached the time where I have to officially start the job search. I have played around, cleaned up and been in denial for a few weeks now. I have picked up my suit from the cleaners, signed up for outplacement, unemployment, COBRA and updated my resume... it's time. Stay tuned to next week as I actually talk about the job search. Wish me luck and hope this blog does not last too long. Have a great weekend.
REALIZATION - It is time to get focused and find a great next opportunity.
Thursday, January 14, 2010
DAY 14 - A DATE WITH MARVIN
I have to admit this was a rough day emotionally. The anxiety set in at 8:00 p.m. last night when I realized that I missed my first designated call in time with MARVIN (Michigan Automated Response Voice Interactive Network). I had a vision that I would have to go stand in a long line with the rest of the state of Michigan to explain why I could not follow directions. Luckily,as I read further, Michigan has taken into account idiots like me and allows us to call in the following day. What a relief... talk about feeling like a leach at the bottom of the human food chain. Luckily, MARVIN did not take it personal that I stood him up.. whoops...
Today I was bummed, it is amazing how vulnerable you become when you are looking for work. Even Deepak Chopra could not help me today. I know your self worth should not be tied to your position but I think I have some work to do in this area. On the bright side, I am running a 10.5 minute mile and am 3.2 pounds from goal weight with Weight Watchers. Yeah....
Realization
I need to realize there are going to be good days and bad ones. Just setting small goals that you can control I think will be helpful as the job search continues. Exercise is key to staying focused and pumping yourself with those so needed endorphins. (Sorry not a funny day for me)
Today I was bummed, it is amazing how vulnerable you become when you are looking for work. Even Deepak Chopra could not help me today. I know your self worth should not be tied to your position but I think I have some work to do in this area. On the bright side, I am running a 10.5 minute mile and am 3.2 pounds from goal weight with Weight Watchers. Yeah....
Realization
I need to realize there are going to be good days and bad ones. Just setting small goals that you can control I think will be helpful as the job search continues. Exercise is key to staying focused and pumping yourself with those so needed endorphins. (Sorry not a funny day for me)
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Day 13 - Pondering Health Care Decisions
HEALTH CARE PLANS - TIMING IS KEY
When I was employed my former company tried very hard to educate employees about consumer driven health care. Lots of time and money was spent on brochures, presentation and diagrams. Although, I am in Human Resources, I must admit it was difficult to get me focused on understanding the ins and outs of this program. The insurance seemed decent but I think I never got to the point acceptance that my company expected. They were trying to educate us on making more informed and economical decisions in regards to our health care choices. In return, the company could maintain health care costs for all participating.
Fast forward to COBRA (Continuation of Benefits) decisions that I must make and elect by a certain time. Wouldn't you know, I have just become the Albert Einstein of Health Care. I find myself reprimanding my husband on his health care choices and asking questions like... is that lobotomy medically necessary honey????
Today, I was speaking with a fellow laid off colleague and we are discussing health care options like we talked about entertainment and sports in the past (actually never talk sports - but you get the drift.) I felt like a senior citizen talking to my friend as we discussed various health conditions and situations. Oy... my back and my legs are killing me with this cold weather...
REALIZATION
It is funny how the things I blew off in the past are the necessary items during survival mode. No longer am I excited about "who said what to who," now I spend my time talking the pros and cons to health care plans and double coupon day. Realization #2 - I think the same people who write health care plans also develop the language for cell phone service contracts. Not sure what is harder to understand.
When I was employed my former company tried very hard to educate employees about consumer driven health care. Lots of time and money was spent on brochures, presentation and diagrams. Although, I am in Human Resources, I must admit it was difficult to get me focused on understanding the ins and outs of this program. The insurance seemed decent but I think I never got to the point acceptance that my company expected. They were trying to educate us on making more informed and economical decisions in regards to our health care choices. In return, the company could maintain health care costs for all participating.
Fast forward to COBRA (Continuation of Benefits) decisions that I must make and elect by a certain time. Wouldn't you know, I have just become the Albert Einstein of Health Care. I find myself reprimanding my husband on his health care choices and asking questions like... is that lobotomy medically necessary honey????
Today, I was speaking with a fellow laid off colleague and we are discussing health care options like we talked about entertainment and sports in the past (actually never talk sports - but you get the drift.) I felt like a senior citizen talking to my friend as we discussed various health conditions and situations. Oy... my back and my legs are killing me with this cold weather...
REALIZATION
It is funny how the things I blew off in the past are the necessary items during survival mode. No longer am I excited about "who said what to who," now I spend my time talking the pros and cons to health care plans and double coupon day. Realization #2 - I think the same people who write health care plans also develop the language for cell phone service contracts. Not sure what is harder to understand.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Day 12 - Monthly Budget
REALITY IS SETTING IN
I am beginning to have that anxious feeling again... like is this all going to work out? I am falling out of "take time off" bliss into reality. Today my husband and I sat down to go over the household budget and our expenses. This is not a fun meeting to say the least. I have figured out to live very "average" does cost a lot. I think this started to knock me back into panic mode. The financial obligations were unending including home, cars, insurance, private school, heat, water yada yada yada. We basically have $20 a month for food, leisure and gifts. Ok - I am exaggerating a little.
LOOKING AT POSITIONS
Although I am still in "goof off" mode, I have been looking at open positions on the web. But I have to be honest, none of these opportunities are lighting my fire. Either the job is geographically close but the responsibilities sound boring or the job sounds interesting but the location is less than desirable. It is hard to get fired up about Lancaster, Pennsylvania in the middle sub zero temperatures and icy driving conditions.
I feel like I am dating again when you go out with someone and each person is just not quite right. You start negotiating with yourself. His personality is terrible but if he never talks maybe I could live with him!! It was a bad feeling then and a bad feeling now. I hope my next positions comes trotting in on a white horse - please..
REALIZATION
A good budget strategy is to start disengaging for the year with friends that have either weddings, bar mitzvahs, birthdays, sweet sixteens until 2011 - It could be a great money saving technique to get you by temporarily (just kidding). It is important to be in a good mood when looking at job boards. Perhaps having a cup of tea, chocolate or an illegal substance will help the journey (Remember kids - say no to drugs)
I am beginning to have that anxious feeling again... like is this all going to work out? I am falling out of "take time off" bliss into reality. Today my husband and I sat down to go over the household budget and our expenses. This is not a fun meeting to say the least. I have figured out to live very "average" does cost a lot. I think this started to knock me back into panic mode. The financial obligations were unending including home, cars, insurance, private school, heat, water yada yada yada. We basically have $20 a month for food, leisure and gifts. Ok - I am exaggerating a little.
LOOKING AT POSITIONS
Although I am still in "goof off" mode, I have been looking at open positions on the web. But I have to be honest, none of these opportunities are lighting my fire. Either the job is geographically close but the responsibilities sound boring or the job sounds interesting but the location is less than desirable. It is hard to get fired up about Lancaster, Pennsylvania in the middle sub zero temperatures and icy driving conditions.
I feel like I am dating again when you go out with someone and each person is just not quite right. You start negotiating with yourself. His personality is terrible but if he never talks maybe I could live with him!! It was a bad feeling then and a bad feeling now. I hope my next positions comes trotting in on a white horse - please..
REALIZATION
A good budget strategy is to start disengaging for the year with friends that have either weddings, bar mitzvahs, birthdays, sweet sixteens until 2011 - It could be a great money saving technique to get you by temporarily (just kidding). It is important to be in a good mood when looking at job boards. Perhaps having a cup of tea, chocolate or an illegal substance will help the journey (Remember kids - say no to drugs)
Monday, January 11, 2010
Day 11 - Purging
GETTING MY HOUSE IN ORDER
As part of my extended procrastination before the job search, I decided this was the week to purge my closet of clothes that no longer made the cut. It is such a gratifying experience to clean up and streamline. I see this as a mental exercise to get myself lean and mean and ready to get my energy focused to find that next fabulous role.
FREE THINGS
I have also put a list together of things I wanted to do while goofing off. Today, I decided to enter contests for prizes and giveaways. I have always wanted to win something cool. It has never happened yet... So in a few weeks I may be either the proud owner of the HGTV Dream house in New Mexico, a pair of 1 carat diamond earrings or $500 worth of make-up - wish me luck. Oh I forgot to sign of for Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes.
WEAVING LAID OFF IN A CONVERSATION
On a job search note which is what this blog is about anyways, I am starting to tell people that I am laid off. Boy, is that a conversation killer. I went to pick my daughter up from a sleepover and I was chatting away with several moms. The energy was really flowing and for some reason I mentioned I was laid off. It made me think when I was employed and out socializing I used to think it was a drag too to hear it.
REALIZATION- If I win Clearing House - I can hold off on employment until the recession blows over. Don't tell people on the weekend that you are laid off - it is a major mood drain on those around you....
As part of my extended procrastination before the job search, I decided this was the week to purge my closet of clothes that no longer made the cut. It is such a gratifying experience to clean up and streamline. I see this as a mental exercise to get myself lean and mean and ready to get my energy focused to find that next fabulous role.
FREE THINGS
I have also put a list together of things I wanted to do while goofing off. Today, I decided to enter contests for prizes and giveaways. I have always wanted to win something cool. It has never happened yet... So in a few weeks I may be either the proud owner of the HGTV Dream house in New Mexico, a pair of 1 carat diamond earrings or $500 worth of make-up - wish me luck. Oh I forgot to sign of for Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes.
WEAVING LAID OFF IN A CONVERSATION
On a job search note which is what this blog is about anyways, I am starting to tell people that I am laid off. Boy, is that a conversation killer. I went to pick my daughter up from a sleepover and I was chatting away with several moms. The energy was really flowing and for some reason I mentioned I was laid off. It made me think when I was employed and out socializing I used to think it was a drag too to hear it.
REALIZATION- If I win Clearing House - I can hold off on employment until the recession blows over. Don't tell people on the weekend that you are laid off - it is a major mood drain on those around you....
Friday, January 8, 2010
Day 10 - Registered
MICHIGAN WORKS OFFICE
I decided to dip into my "sudo" vacation time to finish the unemployment claims process. I went to the Michigan Works office to register. Actually I had no idea what I was going to be doing since I completed the database on line. I was greeted by two perky gals that asked for my license and told me to fill out some paperwork. The information requested was an abbreviated version of what I had already entered before through the website. They were nice enough and I got a sense that Michigan is trying not to make it too easy to get unemployment so I was fine with everything. I felt good and chatty since there was no one in the office and the experience was less embarrassing than anticipated. But of course, as I was finally feeling OK with the process - wouldn't you know that a gorgeous man(model like honestly) walks out from the backroom and said hi and gave me a sympathetic look. There goes my self esteem - I thought I was getting out of the office anonymously, seen by no one.
I think Michigan Works hires only upbeat people because the ladies helping me out tried to lift my spirits by complimenting "my happy hat" because of the vibrant pink color. Kind of made me feel like learning disabled. I thought the hat was cute but now being labeled "the happy hat" I feel differently about my fashion choice.
OUTPLACEMENT SERVICES
With my severance package, my company provides outplacement services and this group has been very aggressive to get in contact with me to say the least. It is almost like a Single White Female Situation. I panic every time I see the message light blinking on my phone. I had deliberately been holding off for a few weeks to call until I was ready to start the search again. I finally called them back because honestly I thought they may show up to my house... and needless to say, I am scheduled for my resume writing session in a few weeks - more to come on that front.
FEELING LIKE A SHOE
Finally, yesterday I was contacted by a recruiter who I have known on our off for a few years. He asked me for my resume and position/geographic preferences. He came back to me and said since the economy has been doing so awful, would I be willing to lower my salary requirements. As you know, yesterday I went shopping for pants and I decided to go into Nieman Marcus. I usually never buy anything there because it is crazy expensive. I wandered over to the shoe department. I have had some of my most creative and thought inspiring moments immersed in shoes. Anyways, I went over the sale rack - "the discarded, did not make the cut shoes." These shoes probably had high aspirations since they made it to the elite shop of Nieman Marcus. Only to quickly be moved to the lack of interest rack. I picked up a pair of toeless boots(never understood this style as you certainly need your toes covered in the winter and in the summer you don't want your ankle covered)and I felt like this shoe. This recruiter wanted to send me directly to the discount shoe rack.
WEEK IN REVIEW
It has been generally a really great week and even though there are highs and lows - I did have a good funny. I went to weigh in at Weight Watchers (which is going very well by the way) and there was a lady in front of me trying to enroll. Normally I get annoyed because I am in a hurry but this week I had nothing but time. I sat and watched for about 10 minutes as the cashier was trying to explain to this woman that she can sign up for a package which included 12 meetings for $138 or another package that included 20 meetings for $178. She kept asking which was cheaper. The employee said that per meeting charge drops when you purchase a larger package. This is a common concept in most purchases involving meetings, sessions etc.. Anyways, this customer could not understand it and this back and forth loop went on and on with no end in sight. I was secretly laughing... one good laugh a day still applies.
REALIZATION - Applying for unemployment was not as bad as anticipated - and I was actually impressed with their streamlined approach. I should not choose to go immediately to the sale rack - I have competitive skills and can compete with the Loubouton and Manolo Blahniks (designer shoe references) professionals of the world at full price.
I decided to dip into my "sudo" vacation time to finish the unemployment claims process. I went to the Michigan Works office to register. Actually I had no idea what I was going to be doing since I completed the database on line. I was greeted by two perky gals that asked for my license and told me to fill out some paperwork. The information requested was an abbreviated version of what I had already entered before through the website. They were nice enough and I got a sense that Michigan is trying not to make it too easy to get unemployment so I was fine with everything. I felt good and chatty since there was no one in the office and the experience was less embarrassing than anticipated. But of course, as I was finally feeling OK with the process - wouldn't you know that a gorgeous man(model like honestly) walks out from the backroom and said hi and gave me a sympathetic look. There goes my self esteem - I thought I was getting out of the office anonymously, seen by no one.
I think Michigan Works hires only upbeat people because the ladies helping me out tried to lift my spirits by complimenting "my happy hat" because of the vibrant pink color. Kind of made me feel like learning disabled. I thought the hat was cute but now being labeled "the happy hat" I feel differently about my fashion choice.
OUTPLACEMENT SERVICES
With my severance package, my company provides outplacement services and this group has been very aggressive to get in contact with me to say the least. It is almost like a Single White Female Situation. I panic every time I see the message light blinking on my phone. I had deliberately been holding off for a few weeks to call until I was ready to start the search again. I finally called them back because honestly I thought they may show up to my house... and needless to say, I am scheduled for my resume writing session in a few weeks - more to come on that front.
FEELING LIKE A SHOE
Finally, yesterday I was contacted by a recruiter who I have known on our off for a few years. He asked me for my resume and position/geographic preferences. He came back to me and said since the economy has been doing so awful, would I be willing to lower my salary requirements. As you know, yesterday I went shopping for pants and I decided to go into Nieman Marcus. I usually never buy anything there because it is crazy expensive. I wandered over to the shoe department. I have had some of my most creative and thought inspiring moments immersed in shoes. Anyways, I went over the sale rack - "the discarded, did not make the cut shoes." These shoes probably had high aspirations since they made it to the elite shop of Nieman Marcus. Only to quickly be moved to the lack of interest rack. I picked up a pair of toeless boots(never understood this style as you certainly need your toes covered in the winter and in the summer you don't want your ankle covered)and I felt like this shoe. This recruiter wanted to send me directly to the discount shoe rack.
WEEK IN REVIEW
It has been generally a really great week and even though there are highs and lows - I did have a good funny. I went to weigh in at Weight Watchers (which is going very well by the way) and there was a lady in front of me trying to enroll. Normally I get annoyed because I am in a hurry but this week I had nothing but time. I sat and watched for about 10 minutes as the cashier was trying to explain to this woman that she can sign up for a package which included 12 meetings for $138 or another package that included 20 meetings for $178. She kept asking which was cheaper. The employee said that per meeting charge drops when you purchase a larger package. This is a common concept in most purchases involving meetings, sessions etc.. Anyways, this customer could not understand it and this back and forth loop went on and on with no end in sight. I was secretly laughing... one good laugh a day still applies.
REALIZATION - Applying for unemployment was not as bad as anticipated - and I was actually impressed with their streamlined approach. I should not choose to go immediately to the sale rack - I have competitive skills and can compete with the Loubouton and Manolo Blahniks (designer shoe references) professionals of the world at full price.
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Day 9 - My Butt
Today I returned my computer and other items to my former company. This would normally be an emotional transition point for me as this laptop helped me create a lot of my best work. However, this computer was a problem from the first day it was issued. My husband saw the laptop and said "I thought new computers were supposed to get smaller not larger." He was right - this laptop weighed a ton - I even had to change my carrying bag to a rollie to avoid a herniated disk. Once again I digress ....
Back to the office story, I was escorted to a fire proof door on the side of the building. When I entered into the forbidden space, the room resembled a large broom closet with lots of shelving and concrete floors. I handed IT my computer. They laughed and said "I have not seen this model in a long time." My suspicions confirmed!!! I believe there was one other unlucky person assigned this model - he/she is also probably laid off. I wonder if IT knew my unfortunate fate... "Oh she won't be around that long, let's give her the Lenovo R60."
THE MALL
After leaving that humiliating experience, I was dangerously close to The Somerset Collection (a nice mall). I definitely needed some retail therapy. Since being laid off, I have been challenged with my stay at home or running errand outfits.
I remember that my niece (she is an adult - totally cute and knows all the cool styles and trends) had mentioned to me that Lululemon's workout pants made every ones butt look great. I decided to challenge her theory... I tried on these $108 pants and guess what ... my ass rocked!! It was amazing, I am not normally a girl you associate with a great behind. I am more, the girl with a good personality. I did not buy the pants but I am thinking about it. I started weighing my priorities; buy groceries for the family or have a cute behind. I will keep everyone informed. I will continue my shopping and Weight Watcher saga tomorrow. Thanks Michelle for the great advice.
Realization: During the interview process for my new role, I will inquire about IT hardware issued to the employees. And, I have the ability, in the right pants, to have a half way decent rear end - there is definitely hope.
Back to the office story, I was escorted to a fire proof door on the side of the building. When I entered into the forbidden space, the room resembled a large broom closet with lots of shelving and concrete floors. I handed IT my computer. They laughed and said "I have not seen this model in a long time." My suspicions confirmed!!! I believe there was one other unlucky person assigned this model - he/she is also probably laid off. I wonder if IT knew my unfortunate fate... "Oh she won't be around that long, let's give her the Lenovo R60."
THE MALL
After leaving that humiliating experience, I was dangerously close to The Somerset Collection (a nice mall). I definitely needed some retail therapy. Since being laid off, I have been challenged with my stay at home or running errand outfits.
I remember that my niece (she is an adult - totally cute and knows all the cool styles and trends) had mentioned to me that Lululemon's workout pants made every ones butt look great. I decided to challenge her theory... I tried on these $108 pants and guess what ... my ass rocked!! It was amazing, I am not normally a girl you associate with a great behind. I am more, the girl with a good personality. I did not buy the pants but I am thinking about it. I started weighing my priorities; buy groceries for the family or have a cute behind. I will keep everyone informed. I will continue my shopping and Weight Watcher saga tomorrow. Thanks Michelle for the great advice.
Realization: During the interview process for my new role, I will inquire about IT hardware issued to the employees. And, I have the ability, in the right pants, to have a half way decent rear end - there is definitely hope.
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Day 7 and Day 8 - Betty Crocker
So I changed my Linked-In Message and now I am getting inquiries about what happened with my employment. I need to develop an elevator speech that makes me sound like it was not my fault without it sounding like I am defensive - not an easy task. I find myself going into this long explanation about changes in the organization, new leadership and a poor economy. Then I end with this lame sandwich technique where I say how my customers did not agree with the decision. Ugh... when I hear it sounds pathetic.. I can only imagine what others are thinking - "that poor girl, she is in denial."
Guess what.... employers actually use the Michigan Unemployment Job Bank. I was contacted by a company who was looking for a recruiter. What a surprising shock that this system may actually work....
On another note, my inner Betty Crocker is coming out. I know this will be a short lived state but it should be fun for a week. I clipped out interesting recipes and started putting meal plans together. I went grocery shopping (I am such a fraud) trying to remember what the heck tahini was again (I was in Trader Joe's and embarrassed to ask where it was since I couldn't remember if it was a vegetable or a sauce.) It was for one of my recipes that sounded good.
Realization I am going to just tell people I was laid off and looking forward to my next opportunity. Tahini is a sesame seed paste (my husband tells me) near the peanut butter - you learn something new everyday.
Guess what.... employers actually use the Michigan Unemployment Job Bank. I was contacted by a company who was looking for a recruiter. What a surprising shock that this system may actually work....
On another note, my inner Betty Crocker is coming out. I know this will be a short lived state but it should be fun for a week. I clipped out interesting recipes and started putting meal plans together. I went grocery shopping (I am such a fraud) trying to remember what the heck tahini was again (I was in Trader Joe's and embarrassed to ask where it was since I couldn't remember if it was a vegetable or a sauce.) It was for one of my recipes that sounded good.
Realization I am going to just tell people I was laid off and looking forward to my next opportunity. Tahini is a sesame seed paste (my husband tells me) near the peanut butter - you learn something new everyday.
Monday, January 4, 2010
Day 6 - Not what I expected
I decided to give myself a break and take the next two weeks and goof off. I was going to sleep in, work out, purge junk out of the house, refresh our dinner recipes, go shopping and gossip with girl friends. I stayed up late last night, ready for the new day of no responsibilities.
I was sleeping in my bed (with the high thread count sheets and the perfect temperature while it was freezing outside) and I got the call every parent dreads... 3:12 a.m. - Mommy I threw up. OK I didn't panic immediately recounting in my brain what my daughter ate last night - oh g-d spaghetti (the worst for a throw-up situation). I asked her did you make it to the toilet which she usually does, she replied no I threw up in my bedroom on the cream carpet.
My husband and I move into action - I handle the smelly kid, dad tackles the upchucked spaghetti. Let's just say it was gross full of noodles and other fun chunks. I think I got the better end of the bargain... my poor husband was working on the carpet for hours (he actually did a really good job except I can't tell if it still smells like puke or it is vividly impacted in my brain).
Needless to say, my first day of no responsibilities turned into managing the puke bucket (we use a wastepaper basket to manage the situation instead of running to the bathroom and missing) and reviewing insurance options. Not the day I planned... but my daughter seems to be on the mends...
Realization - Don't plan a day of relaxation and luxury when you have kids. I am going to be more spontaneous with my desires or they will be crushed and my back-up plan will be playing nurse maid. Also, reviewing insurance plans on a sick day is a good thing to day as your focus is on sickness...
I was sleeping in my bed (with the high thread count sheets and the perfect temperature while it was freezing outside) and I got the call every parent dreads... 3:12 a.m. - Mommy I threw up. OK I didn't panic immediately recounting in my brain what my daughter ate last night - oh g-d spaghetti (the worst for a throw-up situation). I asked her did you make it to the toilet which she usually does, she replied no I threw up in my bedroom on the cream carpet.
My husband and I move into action - I handle the smelly kid, dad tackles the upchucked spaghetti. Let's just say it was gross full of noodles and other fun chunks. I think I got the better end of the bargain... my poor husband was working on the carpet for hours (he actually did a really good job except I can't tell if it still smells like puke or it is vividly impacted in my brain).
Needless to say, my first day of no responsibilities turned into managing the puke bucket (we use a wastepaper basket to manage the situation instead of running to the bathroom and missing) and reviewing insurance options. Not the day I planned... but my daughter seems to be on the mends...
Realization - Don't plan a day of relaxation and luxury when you have kids. I am going to be more spontaneous with my desires or they will be crushed and my back-up plan will be playing nurse maid. Also, reviewing insurance plans on a sick day is a good thing to day as your focus is on sickness...
Friday, January 1, 2010
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